Big Suit Enthusiast

If it generally scuttles along the floor then you got a crreature. if it’s Out there eating up your prized jasmine, then that’s a varmint. and if it gnashes you. then you got yourself a beastie
the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like “it dissed appear”
Female Trouble (1974) // dir. John WatersWhy did people even bother trying to keep writing dialog after this
i love a good 90 minute movie. let’s get this started and wrapped up in a timely fashion
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Dudes rock
John Carpenter’s The Thing offers many lessons in filmmaking. For example:
- Have an actor wear a giant cowboy hat
- Put a Fucking Thing in there
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say “its only a 3 minute walk” when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away
also anyone who thinks “3 minutes isnt THAT bad” you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer
literally being in your 20s is about breathing in black mold
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
When it’s Doug
zinetober day 12….
the lesbian tide, 1971. Homophobic dog spans the ages